Cowboys Riding a Tank

Reinforcements are on the way, Cowboys' fans. General Jones has called in the Armored Division. Specifically, he has ordered that a Tank (Johnson) be sent to the frontlines to try and quell the enemies' relentless ground assaults. The 6'3, 300 pound defensive tackle ought to be more than welcome in a defense that has been on its collective heels the first two games.

Trouble is, this Tank has been known to come armed. He has been jailed, paroled, in violation of parole, and too frequently in the wrong places at the wrong times (e.g., in a nightclub where his friend and "bodyguard" was gunned down and behind the wheel when his judgment was impaired by the consumption of too much alcohol). The 25 year old Tank Johnson's former team, the Chicago Bears, suspended him a couple times and then finally released him because of his off-field troubles.

But hey, it's Texas and the Cowboys. What's a little gunplay among friends, right?

Go Cowboys!